heyyyyy its meee.
babe its been too long. i miss you. i hope youre ok with that Deathcab dude. yeah i KNOW he has a real name i just forGOT it. ok i didnt really forget it. look. just forget i said anything about him.
sooooo i was going through a box of things i was gonna sell and i found my ol’ copy of Almost Famous. and it got me thinking. it reminded me of the first time i ever saw you. and i was all “oh. yeah. DUH.” and then i put my stock in rad quirky brunette girls for like the next 10 years. and it totally paid off. look around, zooey. you’re like Apple. now everyones biting your style.
so yeah i’ve got this box i can drop off whenever. ummmm just a few books, you know. few cds i made you. Clyde The Frog that i won you at the fair. your copy of “Breakfast Of Champions”. so, uh, maybe we can get coffee or something.
no? its cool. its cool. well hey look. i’ll leave it behind the counter at Silverlake Coffee Co. ask for Jen. it’s under the counter by her sweater. who is Jen? i knew Jen from before, ok? don’t ask questions. ugh this is getting awkward.
look, i’m gonna go now, ok? i have a date. yeah. a date. yeah its with Jen. what do you care. i’m gonna hang up. ugh -
