June 3, 2009
justin: OMG WHAT IS STEP 4 ?!?! It feels a little ridiculous I laughed at this so hard. Maybe because I actually heard you say it all freaked out in my mind. 

justin:

OMG WHAT IS STEP 4 ?!?!

It feels a little ridiculous I laughed at this so hard. Maybe because I actually heard you say it all freaked out in my mind. 

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May 27, 2009

Ikea vs. the Holocaust Museum

Have you been to the Holocaust Museum in DC? If not let me catch you up. The place was built by expert architects to simulate the actual Holocaust experience. You come in and are handed the passport of a Holocaust victim. You are then ushered into a freight elevator and propelled to the very top. You are forced to experience the entire museum, due to the fact there are no exits until you reach the end. Upon exiting, you find out the fate of the person whose passport you have been carrying around. You are then free to exit the museum 8 hours later with a bag-full of off-color Holocaust memorabilia from the gift shop. A little depressed. If not very depressed. (But certainly with more knowledgeable with a greater understanding of this devastating time in our world’s history.)

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that sound a lot like another place I have been to. You can’t quite put your finger on it. I know. Let me help. It’s Ikea.

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Josh: Get Well Soon

boringloser:

Please feel better and don’t be afraid. You don’t deserve to be in pain or bummed out. I know, maybe some of us have to feel pain and confusion once in awhile to balance it all out, but you don’t. Really unfair move, spinning planet.

I don’t mean to be vague. My brother is having, I guess an allergic reaction to some medication and it’s scary. My mom and dad are stressing it and I’m in some town 3,000 miles away staring at Edie Falco’s big dumb face on every bus.

Oh my God. Fuck Edie Falco, straight up. 

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May 6, 2009

To all of my 5 followers...

Sorry I have neglected you. 

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March 16, 2009
bonerparty: Girl, I’m about to walk all up inside you. Drop those books. You know why I’m here. I hear that you’ve had some work done. That’s cool. What’s that? Give me your tired, poor and huddled masses? Oh, I’ll give ‘em to you, girl. I’ll give ‘em to you. tall hot French girl living in New York? dude i am soooo down for that.

bonerparty:

Girl, I’m about to walk all up inside you. Drop those books. You know why I’m here. I hear that you’ve had some work done. That’s cool. What’s that? Give me your tired, poor and huddled masses? Oh, I’ll give ‘em to you, girl. I’ll give ‘em to you.

tall hot French girl living in New York? dude i am soooo down for that.

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March 15, 2009

If you do that it’s not going to stop the beat on the inside. 

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I'm drunk

PS HI DEL. 

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March 10, 2009
“I like to say that I bring back that ‘who the hell is that guy’ factor that Vanity Fair has been missing with their covers.” Jason Segel

“I like to say that I bring back that ‘who the hell is that guy’ factor that Vanity Fair has been missing with their covers.” Jason Segel

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… I named my macbook Appleonia. 

… I named my macbook Appleonia. 

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